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“MISTER BACON DIES”

January 29th, 2009

Earlier, my very good friend Scott emailed me to ask: “what time is it? BACON TIME OF COURSE!

Meanwhile, at almost the same minute, my spooky opinion twin Rodafowa queried my bacon obsession. I replied to him:

I’m not as obsessed with bacon as my blog suggests. I quite like eating it but I’ve never felt the need to weave it. My audience, however, is obsessed – my bacon posts get the most comments, and bacon related topics get emailed to me now. I have no idea what that’s all about, but I’m not knocking the hits!

and he came back with:

That’s awesome. And as the years go by it’ll inevitably snowball, each link you’re sent leading to a bacon-related post that convinces more people that bacon is the primary driving force in your life and inevitably causing even more links to be sent to you. Soon each time you look in your inbox there’ll be a dozen new items related to every possible aspect and permutation of sliced schweinfleish until you’re so heartily soul-sick of the stuff you never want to so much as lay eyes on a Frazzle again. But by this point it’s taken on a life of its own. People have been relating amused anecdotes to friends about the Internet’s Bacon-Lover, and despite your pleading you’re now subjected to a relentless bombardment of bacon-related stories from every corner of the world. Because you’re the Bacon Man now. You can’t turn on the TV for fear of catching a Walls advert or soap-opera fry-up that’ll leave you howling at the screen and tearing at your hair. You can’t go work because every potential employer is scared off by the growing madness in your eyes and the stories of your life-consuming bacon obsession. You definitely can’t go near the Internet.

Eventually, it all becomes too much, your mind snaps under the strain and you’re eventually shot by counter-terrorist police trying to blow up Denmark. The headline the next morning reads “MISTER BACON DIES”.

So, there you go, my epitaph is all wrapped up already. Which is convenient I suppose.

Bacon, Personal

Easy sausage and bean casserole

January 21st, 2009

I had a “late in from work / feel ill / cannot be arsed to cook” evening tonight, combined with an unwelcome bareness in my kitchen cupboards.

So: coarsely chop red onions, sautee in a ovenproof pot over a low heat. When softened, add some garlic (lazy garlic in jar for me), stir, and add a pack of sausages; preferably some robustly flavoured ones. Fry for ten minutes or so to cook the sausages. Add a tin of baked beans (yes, baked beans, I like baked beans), some tomato ketchup, and random dollops of stuff from your sauce cupboard (tonight that was Reggae Reggae sauce and tobasco). Put in oven for 45 min or so. Meanwhile, peel potatoes, boil until soft, mash with plenty of butter, some cream, English mustard powder, and Dijon mustard.

Done!

Food

Not Officially Licensed Merchandise

January 20th, 2009

Not Officially Licensed Merchandise I found this in a discount shop, What!, in Cwmbran, one aisle over from bargainous catering-sized packs of biscuits. It is perhaps the worst made knock-off I’ve ever seen – that is one seriously happy Hulk!

Personal, Photos

Installing TomTom on the Binatone X350 satnav

January 20th, 2009

Are you a fan of neither getting lost nor spending money? Then read on!

The Binatone X350 is available from Asda for £50, or perhaps even £25 as they seem to be on a clearance (they were still £50 in Asda Cwmbran where mine came from). They are £58 from Amazon. Damned cheap, I hope you will agree. First off, I must admit it isn’t perfect:

  • battery life is average at a few hours or so; be prepared to use the (included) car charger. It might improve after a few charge cycles I suppose.
  • GPS signal strength is also mediocre, notably weaker than my SiRFStar III unit. It couldn’t get a signal when charging in the passenger footwell of my car, whereas my SiRFStar will work indoors, which isn’t supposed to be possible.
  • Probably because of the signal strength, it takes quite a long time (five minutes or so) between bootup and lock-on.

These are only really niggles though, and in light of the price point I don’t think they really matter. The biggest problem is that the included software isn’t very good, but it’s trivially easy to install TomTom on it instead thanks to the good guys at Binatone. It turns out that if an SD card is inserted, and that SD Card has a folder called MobileNavigator containing a file called MobileNavigator.exe, the Binatone GPS will (at boot time) load that EXE in place of the one built in to the unit.

Step-by-step instructions to get TomTom running are below. You’ll need an SD card of at least 512Mb capacity.

  1. Format SD card to FAT16 — first time I did this with the card formatted to FAT32, it didn’t work, and I think this helps. You’ll need about 280Mb of space
  2. Download the file from this site (they have BitTorrent or HTTP downloads) and extract it onto your hard disk.
  3. Copy the contents of the zip file onto the SD card
  4. Rename the TomTom directory to “MobileNavigator”
  5. Delete “navigator.exe”
  6. Rename “navigator_unchanged.exe” to “MobileNavigator.exe”
  7. Insert the SD card in your device and power it off and on with the small switch on the back. Select Navigation and you should see TomTom load
  8. During the install process, it will ask what sort of Bluetooth receiver you have. Select “Other NMEA Receiver, set the baud rate to maximum (115,200), and select COM7
  9. That’s it!

I am informed these instructions also work for the Navigo satnavs, which are available cheaply from a number of online retailers. If you need further help, you’re best off posting in The PC Tailor forums.

I also have this link for a download for TomTom 7 which I haven’t tried yet. The file has a set of instructions with it that look somewhat more involved, but the maps for TomTom v6 are no longer updated so v7 is probably preferable.

(Note that although the instructions mention the Navigo GPS unit, the Binatone device works the same way. The instructions should work just the same.)

Tech

Freakonomics: swimming pools and guns

January 19th, 2009

As I noted on my Twitter feed, I have recently finished reading Freakonomics by Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner. For those who aren’t familiar with it, it’s an attempt to apply the mindset and tools of the economist to areas of study where they would not normally be applied, such as figuring out if Sumo wrestlers in Japan throw matches sometimes, or why crack dealers live with the mothers if drug dealing is such a lucrative industry.

I loved the book, but despite my attempts to pickle it with alcohol the PhD wielding bit of my brain did twitch a number of times during the book. I’d prefer to read some of the more startling conclusions in peer-reviewed journal papers, I think, rather than a pop culture novel that cannot hope to present much of the raw data the conclusions are drawn from. After all, extraordinary conclusions require extraordinary proof, and the entire raison d’être of the book is to present startling conclusions.

Some parts of the work seemed very solid to me. The aforementioned Sumo wrestling investigation is an outstanding piece of investigation (you can read more about this here, although note the bottom of that article contains a partial rebuttal to the conclusions in Freakonomics from an expert on Sumo). However, one bit that didn’t sit right with me was the question posed by this scenario:

Consider the parents of an eight-year-old girl named, say, Molly. Her two best friends, Amy and Imani, each live nearby. Molly’s parents know that Amy’s parents keep a gun in their house, so they have forbidden Molly to play there. Instead, Molly spends a lot of time at Imani’s house, which has a swimming pool in the backyard. Molly’s parents feel good about having made such a smart choice to protect their daughter.

But according to the data, their choice isn’t smart at all. In a given year, there is one drowning of a child for every 11,000 residential pools in the United States. (In a country with 6 million pools, this means that roughly 550 children under the age of ten drown each year.) Meanwhile, there is 1 child killed by a gun for every 1 million-plus guns. (In a country with an estimated 200 million guns, this means that roughly 175 children each year die from guns.) The likelihood of death by pool (1 in 11,000) versus death by gun (1 in 1 million-plus) isn’t even close: Molly is roughly 100 times more likely to die in a swimming accident at Imani’s house than in gunplay at Amy’s.

My problem with this is that it seems to ignore the fact that if anyone has a pool, they probably only have one; whereas if anyone has a gun, they probably have more than one. Thus, by extrapolating from number-of-guns-in-country to households, an important multiplier — the average guns per household — has been overlooked. The real difference in the odds (it seems to me) must be much less than the “roughly 100 times more likely” quoted here. However, as I doubt the average number of guns owned in any given gun-owning household is surely less than 100, the conclusions of the book still hold — but by a narrower margin than this would suggest.

These commenters on the official Freakonomics blog have a different criticism of the same conclusions, namely:

The question in the book about which is more dangerous.. swimming pools or guns… is complete rubbish. Children are not given the same access to guns are they are to swimming pools! Are you saying that if children were allowed play near and with guns to the same level they play near and with swimming pool there would be less deaths from guns?

I’m not sure I agree with this. It seems to me the 1-in-1,000,000 statistic already takes into account the child’s (hopefully small) access to the guns. It does go to show, though, just how tricky this sort of analysis can be.

Admittedly I think such nit-picking at the statistics shouldn’t be taken as a criticism of the book itself. The fundamental premise of the book is to present, in a series of worked examples, the results of using economics tools such as regression analysis on real-world problems they would not normally be applied to, and interpreting the results in a purely scientific manner even when there are contentious moral issues involved (such as the question, did crime fall in the USA throughout the 1990s because of the legalisation of abortion following Roe vs Wade in 1973?).

This is not to say that the moral dimension is not important, of course; it’s just that Levitt and Dubner conciously exclude it from their analysis. This aspect reminds me a little of Derren Brown’s book Tricks of the Mind, which discusses things like cold reading techniques used by fraudulent mystics. Both books have a similar undercurrent of an appeal for more rationalism and logic in people’s worldviews.

So, anyway, yes. A very recommended read.

Science

The BBQ Bacon sausage

January 12th, 2009

Clearly, my reputation as a bacon connoisseur is growing, even though I’d never actually cook any of these crazy recipies. I’m just in it for the madness. Nevertheless I am now getting sarky comments about non-bacon content, so for all your schweinfleisch needs I urge you to consider Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes at bbqaddicts.com.

Basically, it’s a bacon weave, covered with a layer of sausagemeat, coated in BBQ rub, filled with a layer of cooked bacon, covered in BBQ sauce, rolled into a sausage shape and hot smoked for a few hours, then finally coated in more sauce. The result:

Bacon, Food

Richie’s verdict on the iPhone

January 8th, 2009

An email from Richie contained this summary of his first three hours of iPhone ownership. I thought it would make a great customer testimonial for Apple, so here it is. I didn’t have the Myriad Pro Semibold font that Apple use for their adverts, so I had to get Dave to do the Photoshop job for me. Thanks Dave! You are hewn from raw awesome.

Richie's iPhone advert

I think Richie liked it.

Personal, Tech, iPhone